Never Go Caving with a Bun in the Oven

Never go caving with a bun in the oven,

It’s just not the safe thing to do.

Since you can’t see your feet,

You might slip on some peat,

and at the very least, blow out a shoe.

 

The view from the upper Makau Cave.

Never go caving with a bun in the oven,

You really shouldn’t even wander that far.

You might get lost along the way,

which would ruin your day,

’cause you left all your snacks in the car.

 

Never go caving with a bun in the oven,

It’s much easier just visiting the zoo.

You might get bats in your hair,

Rouse an angry bear,

and be miles away from a loo.

 

Never go caving with a bun in the oven,

When you could just take a stroll in the park.

The baby might kick,

And then you’d have to move quick,

To avoid being trapped in the dark.

 

Never go caving with a bun in the oven,

When you could stay in bed watching Netflix.

You might step on a snake,

Your water could break,

and then there’s those darn braxton hicks!

 

Big John at lower Makau Cave.

Thanks for visiting Big John’s Adventures in Travel . I hope you learned some valuable lessons as to why one should never go caving with a bun in the oven. Whether with child or not, feel free to explore more of my site.

Mahalo and happy travels,

Big John


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